Parenting, Dad Life

Death to the Goody Bag

The planning, lead-up, and execution of a kid's birthday party. It's enjoyable stress, if that's a thing. It's now Friday and Nolan's party is tomorrow, so I'm writing this is advance of the actual party, but they've got our money, so it's happening. Every party begins with where it'll be - at home or at a venue. And… Continue reading Death to the Goody Bag

Dad Life, Nolan, Parenting

Nolan, the “hula hooping sensation”

By the time I publish this, what happened tonight is already three days old. Tonight's events won't be as clear as they are right now. Some details might get lost in time. (I know it's only three days, but I'm 35 and forget stuff). I was going to wait until today to type this, but I couldn't let… Continue reading Nolan, the “hula hooping sensation”

Austin, Dad Life, Graham, Nolan, Parenting


Graham was writhing in pain, tugging at his ears, and dripping snot until after midnight before finally retreating from our bed back to his lower bunk and passing out. I'm pretty sure that him being a thumb-sucker wasn't helping matters. As of this writing, 8:41am, he's still asleep in bed.  Austin has a runny nose… Continue reading Boogers. EVERYWHERE!

Jokes, Nolan, Parenting

Joke of the Day

Question: How did the house come to life and go to the supermarket? Answer: Because it was so, so, so, so, so, so hungry. And the mouth was the windows!

Bloggers, Family, Parenting, Travel

Trip to the Big Apple

Departure to New York City was determined the day prior to be between 8:00am and 8:30am. We left at 8:18am, so, for wintertime, with three kids, that's pretty much thirty minutes early. We arrived around 10:30am and got a street spot on W59th Street right near the horse-drawn carriage parking. Poor horses. The coachman/driver bellowed, "They're going… Continue reading Trip to the Big Apple